Bonk University
Arts and Science
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The faculty and staff of the Bonk University of Arts and Science is pleased to announce the opening of their Graduate Distance Learning Program. Now, any qualified applicant can work towards earning a graduate degree from their own home. (Please click here to see if you meet our stringent requirements.) Below you will find a list of degrees offered. Please click on the name of the program in which you are interested to view the Course Descriptions and Diploma Application page. We expect to be adding additional courses of study to the Graduate Distance Learning Program as demand increases.

Courses currently available through the Graduate Distance Learning Program:

Doctor of Ballot Counting

Master of Broadcast Antagonism (MBA)

Juris Doctoris Televisionus

Doctor of Radiopsychology

Master of Calculator Sciences

Doctor of Computerized Information Sciences

Doctor of Procrastination

Doctor of Obfuscation